‘‘Radiya Aqilah Irdina Nurania’’
farny or whuuut
Saturday, March 20, 2010
Friday, March 19, 2010
WHOA. A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students the teacher asked,”Boy. what is your problem?” Boy. answered, “I’m too smart for the first grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!” The Teacher had enough.
She took Boy. to the principal’s office. While the boy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.She agreed. Boy. was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: “What is 3 x 3?” Boy.: “9”. Principal: “What is 6 x 6?” Boy.: “36”. And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, “I think Boy can go to the third-grade.” the teacher says to the principal, “I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him ?” The principal and Boy. both agree.
the teacher asks, “What does a cow have four of that I have only two of? Boy., after a moment “Legs.” Teacher : “What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?” Boy.: “Pockets.” Teacher : What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid? Boy.: Coconut Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky? The principal’s eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy. was taking charge. Boy.: Bubblegum Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs? The principal’s eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer… Boy.: Shake hands Teacher: Now I will ask some “Who am I” sort of questions, okay? Boy.: Yep. Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. Boy.: Tent Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you’re bored. The best man always has me first.The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense. Boy.: Wedding Ring Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I’m not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. Boy.: Nose Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. Boy.: Arrow Teacher: What word starts with a ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means lot of heat and excitement? Boy.: Firetruck Teacher: What word starts with a ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ & if you dont get it u have to use ur hand. Boy.: Fork Teacher: What is it that all men have one of it’s longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn’t use his and a man gives it to his wife after they’re married? Boy.: SURNAME Teacher: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ? Boy.: HEART. The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, “Send this Boy to College, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!”
Hands Down.
power ah!
HAPPYHAPPYHAPPY Wednesday, March 17, 2010TO RADIYA;
HAHA. your exams is soonnnn. :P your turn to mug while i can relax :P
I Supergirl Tuesday, March 16, 2010
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